The Eatsdropper has so much ... everything in it

Yes, friends, it's the triumphant return of the Eastdropper, wherein I will be collecting delicious morsels of overheard conversation about food or in a food setting. I'm just beginning to collect these again, so this installation is a mere amuse-bouche, though it does have the added luster (or is that Sheen?) of a celebrity sighting, er, hearing. Got a tidbit for me? Shoot it over to eatsdropper at seantimberlake dot com. Bon appétit!

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Woman 1: "Are you dairy free?"
Woman 2: "I try to avoid it, yeah. It has so much ... everything in it."

- Eatsdropped by yours truly at Whole Foods Noe Valley

Diner: "My mom wore a wig her entire life. It was like a beehive. But I always thought she had beautiful hair."

- Eatsdropped by Elan at Contigo

Charlie Sheen: "So we're going to a party and I bring Xanax and vodka cause I know what time it is. ... Oh wait. No. Xanax, red wine, and pot."

- Eatsdropped by Anita at Casa Vega