The Eatsdropper puts syrup on everything
After just one week of NaBloPoMo posting, I gotta tell ya, it's really nice having Eatsdroppers as my ace in the hole for the occasional post. In fact, I'm amazed I made it one whole week before resorting to it. I've got a few more in my back pocket, but I would just adore your submissions to eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com. I'll be your BFF for realz.
Customer: "Is there a bar towel I could borrow?"
Host: "What's up, pretty boy? You gotta problem?"
- Eatsdropped by Genie at Lanesplitter Pizza
Pedro, offering up microwave pork skins:
"It isn't meat, it is just skin"
- Eatsdropped by (the vegetarian) Shana at TACOctoberfest in Healdsburg
IT Guy: "I don't know what's happening but I am gaining weight like mad"
Graphics Guy: "That's because you put syrup on everything"
- Eatsdropped by Mollena at work
Shakira, pointing to magazine cover:
"Baby, what has Penelope [Cruz] done to her booty?"
- Eatsdropped anonymously at Whole Foods