The Eatsdropper puts syrup on everything

Nablo09.90x33After just one week of NaBloPoMo posting, I gotta tell ya, it's really nice having Eatsdroppers as my ace in the hole for the occasional post. In fact, I'm amazed I made it one whole week before resorting to it. I've got a few more in my back pocket, but I would just adore your submissions to eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com. I'll be your BFF for realz.


Customer: "Is there a bar towel I could borrow?"
Host: "What's up, pretty boy? You gotta problem?"

- Eatsdropped by Genie at Lanesplitter Pizza

Pedro, offering up microwave pork skins
    "It isn't meat, it is just skin"

- Eatsdropped by (the vegetarian) Shana at TACOctoberfest in Healdsburg

IT Guy: "I don't know what's happening but I am gaining weight like mad"
Graphics Guy: "That's because you put syrup on everything"

- Eatsdropped by Mollena at work

Shakira, pointing to magazine cover:
    "Baby, what has Penelope [Cruz] done to her booty?"

- Eatsdropped anonymously at Whole Foods

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