The Eatsdropper eats until he's tired

I have a wee confession, though it may not come as a shock: I had sort of been considering quietly retiring the Eatsdropper, which is why you haven't seen one in quite a while. However, as I was perusing my dossier of outrageous audibles, I just couldn't keep them to myself any longer. I'll continue to post them on occasion, when the mood strikes and the ears are perked. I've got a bit of a backlog, but always welcome new submissions to eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com.

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Cashier:  “Whoa, what’s this stuff?  It smells like dill pickle chips!”
Customer:  “It’s dill.”

- Eatsdropped by Tina somewhere in Canada

30-something dark-haired man:
    "Italians don't eat until they're full; they eat until they're tired."

- Eatsdropped by Anita at Alfred's

Chef school student to friend: "Why can't we just cook NORMAL food?"

- Eatsdropped by Barb near the Stratford Chef School

Couple mulling over options for their next meal:
Him: "How about dim sung?"
Her: "You mean dim suM?"
Him: "No, I want singing Chinese food!"

- Eatsdropped by Shelley

Friend #1, sniffing spices: "These would go good on grilled wedgies."
Friend #2: "Grilled what?"
Friend #1: "Wedgies."
Friend #2: "What?"
Friend #1: "Wegetables."

- Eatsdropped by yours truly at Penzeys Spices